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The Arivett Family of Monkey’s Eyebrow And Other Settlers of the Area

(Note: This is based on conversations with Evelyn Hook Arivett and Leroy Arivett on May 21, 2010, and on some e-mails from Evelyn and her daughter, Wilma Hook Romatz, who lives in Michigan.)

          Ples and Irene Wildharber Arivett and Ples’ brother Brad weren’t the first people to own a business at Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky, but their businesses and their presence in the area are inextricably linked to the history of this small community that sports one of the most unusual names in the United States.

          The name is frequently featured in atlas listings of unusual names; it has been the subject of at least two features on National Public Radio, and is featured in two books by author Mark Usler, who came to Monkey’s Eyebrow on May 21 to launch his new book, Hometown Celebrations.

          The Arivett name itself is also a bit unusual in that it is consistently spelled Arivett, but is pronounced three different ways within the same family. Most of the members of the family and the people who live in the area pronounce the name as Everett, but Evelyn Arivett Hook, daughter of Ples and Irene, pronounces it as it’s spelled, Ar-i-vett. Evelyn’s younger brother, Leroy, who lives near Chicago, pronounces it Ar-vett, without the “i” sound.

          Evelyn Arivett was born at Monkey’s Eyebrow in 1920, the first of four children born to Ples and Irene. Horace, who ran a store at Bandana and who died in Bandana a few years ago, was next. Then came Leroy, and finally Harold, who lives near Atlanta.

          The family’s roots in Monkey’s Eyebrow stretch back into the 1800s.

          The Wildharbers and Goodleys, Irene Arivett’s family, came to Ballard County in 1903 from Henderson, Kentucky. Ples Arivett’s sister, Maude, told Evelyn that when their great grandfather, Jesse Beeler, came to Ballard County from Tennessee in the early 1840s it was nothing but wilderness. For many years, he and his children all lived in houses along what is now called Monkey’s Eyebrow Road, or state route 473.

          “Maudie was quite a colorful character too,” Wilma Hook Romatz, Evelyn’s daughter, remembers, “chewing snuff and spitting into a Calumet baking powder can. She had coal black dyed hair, and a huge diamond ring and red-painted nails.  Her language was equally colorful.”

          According to Evelyn, “Aunt Maudie said she heard that her grandpa had a whole trunk full of confederate money and her grandma kept trying to get him to change it. He refused, and lost everything after the Civil War was over.”

          John William Arivett, Ples Arivett’s grandfather, was born in Virginia but moved to Ballard County in the 1860s. He lived to be 98 and was married three times. He lived in Wickliffe when he died in 1940.

          The business history of Monkey’s Eyebrow goes back to before the Arivetts opened their first business, which was a gristmill. A man whose last name was Ray had Ray’s Store at the bottom of the hill, down in an area which some folks call Old Monkey. Later, Guy Borden ran the store. Ples and Irene Arivett lived in a house near that store, on the south side of the road. There are no buildings there today. The area is covered with trees.

          Several families lived in the area. Before the road was paved, the old road made a 90-degree turn to the north, opposite what is now Palmore Road, then it curved back toward the west, behind where Jim and Jean Meadors live now. The Arivett Store and most of the residences were northwest of the Meadors’ house. The buildings are no longer there.

          Charley Waldon lived across the field (no paved road then) south of the store in the white house where Imogene Alexander lives now.

          A family of Beelers lived down the road. Evelyn’s grandfather, John Wildharber, at one time owned the farm due east of the old road, a farm later owned by a Graves family and then by Herman and Pod Tilley, a part of which is now owned by Joe Culver.

          According to Evelyn Hook, Wildharber came here from California, lived here two or three years, and then went back. He played in a band, When he came here he built a box that his bass fiddle would fit into. He put the box on the back of the car and brought it here with him.

          The house where Charley Waldon’s family lived – where twin brothers Dot and Tot were born – was previously occupied by a family named Moss. Evelyn remembers playing with their daughter, who was about her age.

          Some other families who lived in the area were Redferns, Crabtrees and Yanceys. “And there were Turners who lived down there. They used to sell watermelons. Sand Ridge grew the best watermelons,” Evelyn Hook recalls.

          “There used to be some Laniers who lived down there. Judy Magee was a Hayden, and when you go by the game reserve entry there and you go on down to that curve, the Haydens lived in the house just on that curve. That’s where Judy and her sister grew up,” Evelyn said.

          There was a small school “right over there in front of where that antenna is,” Evelyn said, pointing to the WPSD TV tower. “There used to be a building that was still there. I don’t know if it still is, I haven’t been down that road for a while. The building was still there even after they built that antenna out there.

          “It was called Graves School. I would say 25 or 30 children went there. It had been built for a two-room school but we used only one of the rooms. If it was good weather we’d play outside, but if it was bad we could go in there, in the other room, and play games or whatever.

          “The teacher that we had was real good to read to us. We used to have box suppers and she would use the money that we made from the suppers and other activities to buy books and things to entertain the kids. I love books still, and I’m sure I got it from her. Her name was Laura Lee Holt.”

          The Monkey’s Eyebrow children went to high school at Bandana. There were no school buses then, but Howard Owsley, Joe Owsley’s dad, took a two-ton flatbed truck and converted it into a bus. It was closed in, with benches around the walls and a bench down the middle. It also had windows.

          “He charged us 10 cents a day,” Evelyn recalls. “He would take us to Bandana and then pick us up at the end of the day. There were 15 or 20 people who rode it. He started at Needmore and drove all around the area picking up children.”

          Before he built the gristmill which he and his brother Brad ran, Ples Arivett worked in California twice. He also worked on Dam 53 when it was being built, when Evelyn was about four or five years old. The Arivett family lived at the bottom of the hill then, in a house just past Ray’s Store.

          Leroy Arivett recalls that his father would get up very early in the morning and walk the five miles to where they were building the dam. Because he left before daylight, Ples would carry a lantern. Evelyn said he would walk down to where the wildlife refuge is now, cross a lake and go over to where the dam was. Evelyn says she was born in 1920 and that would have been around 1925.

          “And then we went to California in 1926,” Evelyn remembers. “My dad and my uncle were working out in the oilfields. I guess the oil company owned houses and rented them to the people who worked for them. We lived out there in a mountainous area and my dad wouldn’t let me go to school because he said you’ll have to ride the bus and there’s all those winding roads. He was afraid for me to ride the bus. So I didn’t go to school until I was seven years old after we moved back.”

          They lived in Paducah for about a year or so and Evelyn’s first year of school was in Paducah. After that, she finished grade school at the Graves School at Monkey’s Eyebrow. That school remained active until it was consolidated with Bandana.

          She went away to college at Murray State in the fall of 1938 and I didn’t move back.

          The Arivetts did some farming in addition to running their businesses. Wilma taped a conversation with her uncle Horace a few years ago when he talked about the time they raised acres of sweet potatoes during the depression, thinking that they could sell them and make a little bit of money.  They found it was going to cost more to ship them than they would get, so they brought them back home and ate them all winter. Horace said he still couldn't look at a sweet potato years later.

          The Arivetts’ first business enterprise at Monkey’s Eyebrow was a gristmill operated by brothers Ples and Brad. Evelyn says she was always fascinated with the machinery at the mill. They had a tractor chassis in the back part of the mill. It had a big drive shaft that went all the way across and the motor would run an assortment of pulleys and belts. It had a crusher that crushed the corn and there was another grinder that made meal.

          “The mill made a lot of meal,” Evelyn says. “My dad usually did that. The Yopp Seed Company in Paducah would buy bags and let my dad fill them up with meal and they would take them back and sell them with Yopp’s name on the bags.”

          About a year after they built the grist mill they started putting groceries in the front part. When Evelyn was about 12, in the early 1930s, the Arivetts built a frame building to house the store, separate from the mill.

          There was a set of scales between the store and the mill.  Farmers would weigh their loaded trucks before the corn was ground. They would weigh them again when the trucks were empty. The difference was the weight of the corn.

          Evelyn remembers that the store had about anything that you would want to buy, except meat because there was no electricity to run a cooler to keep meat.

          Later, after the Arivett brothers dissolved their partnership, Ples tore down the frame building and built a new store of blocks in the same location as the first store. Those stores were on top of the hill, a location some people call “New Monkey” to distinguish it from the Ray’s Store that stood at the bottom of the hill. With the advent of electricity, that store was able to sell meat.

          The Arivetts ran that store until around 1955 when they retired and moved to Bandana, where Horace already had a store.

          By the time the uranium enrichment plant was being built near Kevil in the 1950s, there were 14 people living beside or around the Arivetts’ house and store in Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          When the state of Kentucky acquired several of the lakes in the area, Ples fixed up rooms to rent to hunters. “He was always looking for ways to make more business,” Evelyn says.

          Evelyn moved away in 1938 to go to college at Murray State. She married Harold Hook in 1942, and they lived in McCracken County, but came back to Monkey’s Eyebrow often to visit her family.

          She and Harold had a store for about three years in Camelia, where the road from the Paducah Airport intersections with Highway 62.

          Ples Arivett died in 1975, and Irene lived until 1999. She was 96 years old.  


Comments from readers

          Here are some comments from people who have read this article:

          Billy Lanier: “The Laniers mentioned in your article were my grandparents, Wallace and Alice Lanier. New Hope Baptist Church sits on land given by my granddaddy.”

          Mary Helen Hicks: “The Barnhill family are the ones who lived closer to Monkey’s Eyebrow and raised watermelon, right in front of Mrs. Redfern. Their son is my brother-in-law, married to my youngest sister.”

          Ava Magee Siener: “How nice. I go to read about the Arivett family and come across a mention of my mother, Judy Magee.”

          Jeanne Culver Thorpe: “This is a great article. I love the genealogy.”

 

A short history of Monkey’s Eyebrow

(Editor’s note: Evelyn Arivett Hook is the daughter of Ples and Irene Arivett, who were businesspeople at Monkey’s Eyebrow until they retired. In this article, she writes about her family and the history of the community.)

 

By Evelyn Arivett Hook

 

          I am wishing more power to Joe Culver for pushing the idea of celebrity for Monkey’s Eyebrow but I doubt if it will ever be famous for anything but its name. Unfortunately no one can really remember how it got that name for sure. 

          Here’s a little more information about it for anyone who might be interested.

          I was born at Monkey’s Eyebrow in 1920 and lived there until I went away to school at Murray State in 1938. My parents, Ples and Irene Wildharber Arivett, lived at Monkey’s Eyebrow until they retired and moved to Bandana in the 1950s.

          The Wildharbers and Goodleys, my mother’s family, all came to Ballard County in 1903 from Henderson, Kentucky. My dad’s sister, Maude, told me that when their great grandfather, Jesse Beeler, came to Ballard County from Tennessee in the early 1840s it was nothing but wilderness. For many years, he and his children all lived in houses along there on what is now called Monkey’s Eyebrow Road.

          Aunt Maudie said she heard that her grandpa had a whole trunk full of confederate money and her grandma kept trying to get him to change it. He refused, and lost everything after the civil war was over.

          Their other grandfather, John William Arivett, was born in Virginia but moved to Ballard County in the 1860s. He lived to be 98 and was married three times. He lived in Wickliffe when he died in 1940. We always pronounced it “Everett, and it might have been spelled that way at one time.

          My dad was a good carpenter. He and his brother Brad worked at different jobs through the years, and even went with their families to California two different times to work during the depression. When they came back they had a gristmill in Monkey’s Eyebrow for many years and ground corn for everyone all around. My dad started stocking a few grocery items in a little room he built in front of the mill, and that became popular so he built a grocery store there too.

          In the middle ’30s electricity had come to all rural areas as a result of Mr. Roosevelt having been elected, so every one who could afford to have their homes wired and hooked into it would have had electric lights, refrigerators, washers, dryers, etc. He built a log building and cut ice from the pond and stored it in sawdust to sell to people when summer came.

          Actually, even before electricity came my dad had a large generator which furnished electricity for two houses, plus the store. So, it was rather modern for the time and even better after REA came to town, so to speak. When they got electricity, he had modernized the store and had electricity, refrigerated appliances for selling fresh meats, milk, and ice cream or frozen foods, plus fresh vegetables which were delivered in a refrigerated truck.

          In the early ’50s he built a new larger store. He also built a tall television antenna and had a television set in the store and people would come sit around and watch it.

          So by the time the C-Plant was being built in the 1950s, there were 14 people living beside or around my father and mother’s house and the store at Monkey’s Eyebrow. When they put in the Game Preserve, my dad fixed up rooms to rent to hunters. He was always looking for ways to make more business.

          After I got married to Harold Hook in 1942, we always lived in McCracken County, but we went back to Monkey’s Eyebrow to visit my family often. My dad, Ples Arivett, died in 1975, but my mother, Irene, lived until 1999. She was 96 years old.

 

A Pod by any other name

          I never called her anything but Pod.

          That’s what everyone else called her too.

          Well, that’s not exactly true. Her mother – my maternal grandmother – called her something that sounded like Margry.

          But that wasn’t unusual. My grandmother had her own way of saying lots of things. Maybe “her own way” is an exaggeration. At that time, in rural West Kentucky, lots of folks pronounced some words in ways that mighty not follow the strict guidelines of proper English.

          Pod was one of the 10 children of Bob and Lannie Crice. My mother, Jessie Lee, was another. Other children were Elwood, Gene, Ann, Thelma, Nellie, Dick, Billy Bob and Anita Fay (or Nita Fay because no one pronounced the A).

          And Billy Bob wasn’t really Billy Bob. He was named Ernest Wells but called Billy Bob. Stories I’ve heard say that was because of some disagreement about what to name him, so they compromised by naming him one thing but calling him the other. I don’t know if that’s true.

          Eventually Pod married Herman Tilley and they bought the farm at Monkey’s Eyebrow, a small part of which I now own.

          Grandmother lived with them in the later years of her life, and she continued to call Pod Margry.

          I wondered if that was grandmother’s way of saying Margaret or perhaps Marguerite.

          Pod gave her proper name as Margaret.

          Later in Pod’s life she had occasion to need a birth certificate. Back in those days it was fairly common for folks not to have a copy of a birth certificate. Official records were not treated as the big deal they are now.

          Pod sent off to get a copy of her birth certificate and lo and behold when it arrived, her name was listed as Margaree.

          Pod wasn’t sure if that was what grandmother intended to name her or if the person who filled out the birth certificate just spelled it the way grandmother said it.

          She had her name legally changed to Margaret.

          But I like Pod better.

          I don’t know where she got that name, but it seemed to fit her for some reason.

          Names aren’t as important as people anyway.

          Whether you called her Pod or Margaree or Margaret, the house she and Herman turned into a home for themselves and their two children, Barbara and Frankie, was the magnet that drew family members together.

          It was a place where you felt welcome and a part of a large family of grandmother and aunts and uncles and lots of cousins.

          I have very warm feelings of the home where I was raised by my parents, but for some reason that’s not where I wanted to return when I retire. I wanted to move to Monkey’s Eyebrow where Pod and Herman had lived. I thought maybe I could get an acre or two of land and put a house there to live.

          When I asked Barbie about possibly buying the Tilley home, which she and her husband Joe own after the death of Pod and Herman, they agreed to sell it to me and that’s Joe’s Place now.

          Except it really isn’t. It’s still Pod and Herman’s. I just get the chance to live in it and hope the memories and the love and the warmth are still embedded in the structure, and that, unlike the saying, I can go home again.

A Grocery Store on Wheels

One of the highlights when I spent part of the summers at Herman and Pod’s farm in Monkey’s Eyebrow was when the huckster came.

The “huckster” was a merchant who drove the dusty gravel roads back in the “old days,” maybe as early as the 1940s and certainly in the 1950s.

Inside the box truck he drove was an assortment of staples that a farm family might need to purchase. Such things as bread, flour, sugar, canned goods, candy bars.

The huckster might have had a huge assortment of things. Frankly, I can’t remember. Details have either slipped out of my head or hidden themselves behind more recent memories as I’ve aged.

My sister, Jeanne … now she’s the one who can remember every embarrassing detail of every stupid thing I did as a youngster and as a teenager. At least she claims them as memories. When she tells of something particularly dumb that I did, and when I can’t remember it – which is just about all the time – I can claim that she’s making it up.

Anyway, I can’t recall many details of the huckster or much else from those years. I think he came through only once a week, but it could have been more often. He stopped in the road in front of the various houses and merchants – usually the farmer’s wife because the farmer was out working in the fields – would walk to his truck and buy what the farm didn’t produce.

The one detail I can remember is that he sold candy bars. In the hot summers at Ballard County, a Hershey bar bought from the huckster was always melted. There were no air-conditioned trucks in those days.

I’ve enlisted a couple of other folks to give me some additional information about the huckster.

My cousin Barbie, daughter of Herman and Pod, says one of the hucksters was Leonard Grief. “He had all kinds of things. I mainly remember the candy bars, but mother bought lot of things from him.  His truck was kind of like a motor home and he had shelves in the back with the stuff on them. That is about all I can remember.”

David Reid, who was a classmate and a basketball teammate at Ballard Memorial High School, grew up in the area. He remembered more things.

“One of the hucksters was Bobby Thompson from Ragland. Leonard Grief was from Ingleside. Thompson and his wife ran a grocery store in Ragland and he had the ‘rolling store’ that came by once a week,” David recalls.

“When I was a small, my mom would swap eggs and sometimes chickens for different staples. For me that meant an RC Cola and some kind of candy bar that was still firm like a Payday.

“The big box truck he drove had cages on the back for the chickens he bought and sold on his weekly runs. It was a big deal for the kids because it was the only time they enjoyed such unhealthy luxuries. (Have we come a long way baby...Virginia Slims...or what?)

“You may remember (name omitted to protect the injured). She boarded the huckster with high heels (the steps were grated to help keep mud out); anyway she got her heels caught in the grates, lost her balance, fell backwards and broke both of her legs.

“It's refreshing to remember in those days we were all friends and neighbors and you wouldn’t ‘sue’ ’cause Sue was usually a girl down the road.

Our dog loved to chase the hucksters; seems he thought they were chicken thieves.”

I vaguely remember that most of the merchandise in the huckster’s truck had a good coating of dust from driving up and down the backroads. But back in those days, a little dust, a few flies, even some mouse droppings in the corner weren’t nearly the catastrophes they seem to be today.

Life was quite a bit simpler then, and folks accepted what came.

Other memories of the hucksters

From Robert Crice (one of my cousins):

Regarding huckster – we called them "huckster wagon" and I suspect the term goes back to the days they were literally a wagon drawn by horses. In any case we "shopped" out of one in the early 40s. I started taking photos before the age of 12 while still on the farm where I was born.  One of the photos was of Ralph Stevens' wagon that came to our area.  Since his son, Clyde Ralph (Stevens Chevrolet), sometimes came with his dad and slept on the feed sacks, when I moved back here I gave the original photo to him. The cloth feed sacks, with all their color, was one of my strong memories of the time. 

From Henrietta Smith Ross (a classmate at Ballard Memorial High School):

Joe, I really enjoyed the article about the huckster as well as the website. What fun to remember all those things. I remember the huckster as well, as I visited my grandparents often and lived with them during the 1st, 2nd & 3rd grade before I moved with my Dad to Florida  but then came back to finish up my senior year at Ballard and stayed with them. My heart was always in Kentucky.  I will never forget the pleasant odor of Lenard Grief's huckster and the dust.  But I thought it was the most wonderful store there was outside of Bandana, that we didn't get to very often. I always bought the peanut butter logs, with the fuzz on the outside, because it didn't melt; I would hide them in my room and ration myself until he came again so I wouldn't run out.  My grandmother, Grace Smith, married to Urb Smith, would sell eggs and cream and make purchases with that money.  Guess there was some kind of refrigerator on board to preserve it or maybe not.  Anyway, I'm sure the "rolling store" couldn't have held that much stuff but my eyes were large at all the groceries and things to buy.  I was always excited to see Lenard drive up to our back door and honk the horn.  I was always the first one outside to investigate the goodies.  I will never forget the smell and remember it to this day.

 From Carol Wolfe Coryell (also a classmate at Ballard):

My sister Jane and I often reminisce about the joys of
meeting the huckster. All good experiences. No bugs. And I remember at the time my grandmother commenting on the amazing variety of inventory.

From Liz Wolfe Miller (sister of Carol Wolfe Coryell):

Boy, does this bring back memories!  Remember the candy cigarettes you could buy?  We were so cool puffing on those sugar sticks with the dyed red ends. Thanks for the day brightener.

From Bill Wolfe (brother of Carol Wolfe Coryell):

I'll always remember the Huckster Truck. It was hard to me to understand in later years why the word "huckster" had a bad connotation, and was used to refer to someone selling overpriced, shoddy or fraudulent merchandise. To me, the Huckster must be a wonderful person to bring all those sweet treats. In my childhood, a nickel was plenty to buy a large chocolate candy bar or other snack, and Mother or Daddy would always give Liz and me a nickel apiece for the truck. One morning, Mother didn't have a nickel and she gave me a dime. A dime was considerably smaller than a nickel, so I felt terribly cheated. I wanted a big nickel and she gave me that miserly little dime. I cried and cried. But my tears dried up when they showed me how a dime could actually buy twice as much. It was a valuable lesson in the world of high finance.

How Many Cars Does It Take To Be a Traffic Jam?

          I was sitting with Pod and Herman in the front yard of the house at Monkey’s Eyebrow several years ago, comfortable in a lawn chair, content with the quiet evening and an occasional comment.

          It must have been in the late 1960s or early 1970s.

The road in front of their house had always been dirt or gravel. But after the state purchased much of the land in the river bottoms a couple of miles down the road, near Oscar, to create the Ballard County Wildlife Management Area a couple of years earlier, the road had been paved.

          That was because people were driving there to see the beautiful scenery, the wildlife, and to hunt deer, ducks and geese during hunting seasons.

          Anyway, we were enjoying the evening’s peace and quiet when a car went down the road.

          “This traffic has really gotten bad ever since they paved the road,” Herman complained.

          It was the second car in the last 30 or 45 minutes.

The Physics of Manure Distribution

(Note: This article was submitted by Keith moss. Keith is the son of Joe and Barbara Tilley Moss and the grandson of Herman and Pod Tilley. Barbie is my first cousin, so that makes Keith my ... hmm, I never was able to calculate anything below first cousin ... let's see, that makes him my second cousin or my brother-in-law or my uncle.)

By Keith Moss

I remember an important lesson learned about mechanics and physics that I probably would have never truly realized in a classroom setting, but fully grasped while spending time at Granddad’s farm at Monkey’s Eyebrow one summer.

My Granddad and Grandmother were dairymen (probably should be referred to as dairypersons to keep with the PC crowd), and I don’t exactly remember what time they got up in the morning to start the milking, but I know at some point I was awakened by Grandmother and sent to help with what I could at the milk barn.

I would normally shovel feed into the troughs for the cows coming in, and then help clean the milk barn and the parlor after the milking was finished. Once the cleaning was finished we would head up to the house to have breakfast and plan what else needed to be done that day.

With cows comes manure, and just outside between the parlor and milk barn was the pile. When we cleaned up after the cows, we piled the manure until such time that it needed to be removed. I guess it would be more accurate to describe it as being relocated to various locations around the farm to fertilize whatever needed to be fertilized.

We pulled the old Oliver 66 Row Crop tractor around to start the relocating process. We hooked up the manure spreader and parked tractor with spreader next to the large pile of manure and starting loading the spreader.

After we filled the spreader, which looked like a three-sided wagon with a bunch of paddles and spikes across the back of the wagon, we would drive it out to one of the fields, move the long levers on the front of the spreader and then drive around until it was emptied.

The various paddles and spikes on the rear of the spreader would turn ferociously as we drove around, attacking the mounds of manure as they inched toward the back of the spreader, tossing it across the field leaving an easy-to-follow trail.

Well, as I was a fairly energetic young man, but old enough to drive the tractor by myself (probably 12 years old or so), Granddad gave me some instructions to start removing the manure while he took care of some other jobs that needed to be done.

One of those instructions was what speed to run the tractor while unloading the manure. I believe the instructions were to keep it in low speed, in third gear and since the Oliver tractor didn’t have a tachometer – about two/thirds throttle.

This speed worked okay during the first trip out to empty the spreader, but once I got going just wasn’t fast enough. I kept inching the throttle up feeling pretty confident in my abilities and knowledge of this particular task, but as stated – it wasn’t moving quite as fast as I thought it should.

On the third load I decided if I sped up the process I could get finished quicker and move on to more exciting activities.

Once I got to the field, I moved the shifter into the Hi-speed position, and moved it into what would be fifth gear and kept it at the two/thirds throttle position and started across the field.

Since the manure is moved toward the back by a chain drive, the first couple of minutes were uneventful during the trip. I did notice that since I was moving across the field at a significantly quicker pace, that the paddles and spikes on the rear of the spreader were spinning at an incredible pace (mechanics lesson #1 – since the spreader was “wheel” driven, faster speed means faster spin).

When the manure finally reached the spinning apparatus at the rear of the spreader, it was like an explosion occurred (physics lesson #1 – the distance manure will fly is directly proportional to the speed at which the tractor is going and the paddles are spinning).

It was actually landing almost 10 feet in front of the tractor. Needless to say the tractor and I were pretty well covered by the material we were trying to get rid of.

The trip back to the barn ended with a quick wash with the hose for the tractor and me, and a little grin from my Granddad after he reminded me about the speed the spreader needed to be pulled at. I had to wonder as I emptied the last load if he had learned about physics the same way I did.

Come in Bossie, it’s time to milk

          One of my favorite things to do when I visited Pod and Herman at their Monkey’s Eyebrow farm was to go with Herman to his dairy barn and watch him milk.

          Later, I came to look upon dairy farming as being more like a sentence than a job because it was so confining.

          Pod and Herman rarely went anywhere except during the middle of a day. That’s because cows have to be milked each morning and each evening, seven days a week, 365 days a year and 366 days on Leap Year.

          But to a kid it was something fun to watch.

          I think when Herman first went into farming after the war, he milked Jersey cows by hand. You had to have a lot of pull to be a dairy farmer at that time. During that period he also kept mules, a sort of grain-fed, pre-tractor plow puller.

          I’m not all that familiar with farm economics, but I think Herman earned most of his cash money from the milk and from the annual tobacco sale.

          I recall that he also grew corn, but I think he used most of that to feed his cows. I remember going with him a time or two to the Randolph mill in Bandana where he had corn stalks and kernels ground into feed. Later, folks started growing soybeans instead of corn. I suppose the soybeans brought in more money.

          Herman eventually graduated from Jersey cows to Holsteins, which gave much more milk per cow, and automatic milkers.

          His relatively small dairy operation allowed him to bring in four cows at a time. He could milk two of them while the other two munched on the feed he shoveled into the trough in front of each cow.

          The cats always showed up at milking time and Herman poured them some milk out of the shiny bucket that the milking machine filled. Then he poured the rest of the milk into the cooler where it was kept cool until the milk truck came around and picked it up.

          A shovel always leaned against the wall within convenient reach because cows aren’t especially particular about where and when they deposit manure. Shoveling up behind them was part of the operation.

          The smells – cows, cow manure, feed – and the sounds – cows chewing, horseflies buzzing, shovel scooping, milk machine milking – are a big part of my memories. And Herman in constant motion is another memory, scooping grain into the trough (something I got to help with from time to time), wiping down the cows’ udders, attaching the milkers, emptying the bucket when it was full, closing the neck clamp when the next set of cows came in, opening it when a cow had been milked, scooping when necessary, swatting horseflies, and finally cleaning up the little barn after it was all done for that morning or evening.

          But the really fascinating part of it to me was how the cows knew when it was their turn and which stall was theirs.

          They would be standing in front of the dairy barn most of the time when it was time for milking. Sometimes we had to go into the fields and call them.

          When Herman opened up the barn doors, four cows would come in. Always the same four cows. Each cow would plod to a milk station, always the same station for each cow.

          When two had been milked and released, two more would walk in, always in the same order and always to the same stall.

          I suppose it’s not odd that a cow would have enough sense to fall into a pattern. But to me, that was an amazing thing and one of the wonders of visiting Herman and Pod at Monkey’s Eyebrow.

The Grocery Store at Needmore

By David Reid

(NOTE: David Reid grew up near Monkey’s Eyebrow. He attended the elementary school at Bandana, a few miles down the road, and he and I were classmates for four years at Ballard Memorial High School. He writes about the store at Needmore, a community a little east of Monkey’s Eyebrow and the site of the Providence Baptist Church where Pod and Herman attended regularly. I went there too when I visited in the summers. Herman was the song leader.)

Louis Berger was the proprietor of the one and only grocery store in Needmore. The other “business” was the Providence Baptist Church 300 yards due east.

Mr. Berger was a recluse of sorts and not much was known or told about the old gentleman. He was small and frail and somewhere in his 80s.

He did not stock much due to a severe lack of customers. It was weird the way he sold his stock. He had his own method of rationing.

If he had two loaves of bread, he would sell a customer only one with the reasoning that someone else might come in to buy a loaf and he would be out.

If you bought a candy bar (just one at a time) it was always wise to check it for extra protein before eating it as you might ingest more than you desired.

Oats, meal and flour was usually premixed as it had a mixing party of critters that came with the product. Strange how those little critters could get into things. They never seemed to eat that much.

Mr. Berger used an old mule and a wooden sled for transportation. When I was 12 years old I made the mistake of trying to pass Mr. Berger and his mule on my new 26" Schwinn. Mr. Berger was standing up on the sled as there was no seat.

When I attempted to pass the old mule it scared him so bad (guess it was daydreaming) that he lurched into high gear.

He headed straight for Providence Baptist Cemetery at breakneck speed with Mr. Berger hanging on for dear life. They rounded the front of the church in a big cloud of dust with gravel flying everywhere and then all H--- broke loose. The sled caught on a big tombstone, the mule went head over heels and Mr. Berger disappeared over the top of a tombstone. I thought he had surely met his maker.

But Mr. Berger was sure agile for his age. He and the mule were both on their feet at the same time but the mule took off again before the old gentleman could reboard.

That was about the time I realized Mr. Berger must surely be dabbling in witchcraft or voodoo cause he was sure muttering some kind of spell on me. The old mule was headed the same direction I was but he had a headstart and I was determined to leave the scene faster than he did before I inherited a curse Ajax couldn't handle.

I don't think I ever saw either of them after that. Mr. Berger may still be trying to catch the mule. If he is I imagine the sled is probably worn out by now.

The mule may have been eating the oats with the extra protein ’cause he was shore feeling his oats that day.

Anyway after looking around Needmore, it was evident how it got its name: It sure needed more … and that was before the store fell in.

Remembering Ragland, Church, Stanley parties

By Mary Helen Hicks

(Note: Mary Helen Hicks is the widow of Lewis Gale Hicks, who was one of my classmates at Ballard Memorial High School, class of 1961, and a teammate on the basketball team for at least part of our high school years. Gale, as we called him then, became a respected union official and the mayor of LaCenter, Ky., before he died in November 2006. He and Mary Helen were married for 45 years.)

I am also from a small town that sits close to the Ohio River and is on some maps, on the outskirts of Monkey’s Eyebrow. That town is Ragland and where it got its name I have no idea.

Some of the families who live in Ragland live in McCracken County and some live in Ballard County. Where you go to school – either Ballard Memorial or Heath – depends on what road you live on.

I went to Heath, but I ran around in Ballard a lot and married Lewis Gale Hicks from Bandana, so a lot of the stories you write about are real familiar to me.

You talk of Monkey’s Eyebrow and Needmore, and when I hear those two places mentioned the first thoughts that come to my mind are of Providence Baptist Church, Pod and Herman Tilley, Lewis and Annie Pippin, and Elmer and Lucy Baxter, who were active in leading the singing and teaching.

I belonged then and still do to Newton Creek Baptist Church in Ragland.

Going to Bible School there was always so much fun. Bible School lasted a week back then. You would go to every church around, and I always got to go to Providence Baptist.

My aunt and uncle were Dorothy and Buster Baxter and I had a cousin my age there. Dorothy was my dad’s sister. I would spend a week at my cousin’s house and go to Bible School and then she would spend a week with me and go to Newton Creek.

That was about all the entertainment we had during the summer except what we could think of to do ourselves, such things as hop scotch, paper dolls cut from the OLD catalogs, and other childhood games. I read comic books a lot.

We seldom went to Paducah, maybe twice a year. Mother made all my dresses, and ordered other things from a Sears or Montgomery Ward catalog. My parents were farmers and milked cows so we didn’t have a lot of time to “go shopping.”

We bought what groceries we needed at Parker and Thompson grocery. The store was owned by Bob Thompson’s mother-in-law. Thompson was a huckster driver. We always had a big garden and killed hogs and cows for meat.

I remember going to the store and sliding back the lid on that big cooler and getting a Nehi Grapette. It was always so cold and such a treat.

As we kids tried to entertain ourselves when we were very young, or later in school, our dads were in the fields farming.

Often, our mothers were having Stanley parties with Bessie Pippin. She was married to Joe (Lewis Pippin’s brother) and they lived past the TV tower. She would bring the merchandise into the hostess’ home and take orders. Merchandise was household items, cleaning supplies and such. The types of gifts the hostess could choose from depended on the amount of sales, how many were in attendance and how many bookings you got.

Another woman would book a party and they would all load up and go to it. A lot of women couldn’t drive so the ones who did, stopped by and got the others.

You always knew when mom was having a Stanley party: There was always something special prepared to eat and the house was extra clean.

J.K. Beeler and his wife Bessie (my dad’s aunt) ran a grocery store down the road and over the hill from the Tilley house going toward the game reserve. They had a daughter Judy who married Bill Jackson. She lives in St. Louis and I am sure she could add some stories of her own.

Arivett’s Store at Monkey’s Eyebrow

By L. Haley Randolph

The community of Monkey’s Eyebrow in Ballard County, Kentucky, has a long and distinguished history of having a name often referred to in atlases and other lists of towns with unusual names.

It is the title of a book on Kentucky history – From Red Hot to Monkey's Eyebrow: Unusual Kentucky Place Names.  (See link to the book on this site under “Links.”)

Its most distinguished native son was Henry Whitlow, Esq., a notable lawyer in Paducah.

Around the turn of the 20th century Monkey’s Eyebrow had more than one general store and/or grocery. Stores in this part of the country were serviced by local farmers with meat, egg, and poultry.

Owners of such businesses took their time from the stores to make regular trips to larger places such as Paducah and Cairo, Illinois, to buy supplies such as bakery items and crackers and cheese for re-sale and for making sandwiches for the many daily customers.

Arivett’s Grocery was a typical type of these “mom and pop” businesses and both Mr. and Mrs. Arivett devoted many hours every day to being loyal merchants in their rather large country store at Monkey’s Eyebrow.

Canned goods filled the store’s shelves. Another staple was the makings of roll your own tobacco cigarettes, along with snuff and pipe tobacco (Bull Durham and Prince Albert).

Packaged cigarettes, such as Camels and Kools, were a luxury sold for about 25 cents per pack.

Another favorite at the store were the cold drinks that were cooled in a large vat with crushed ice. They cost a nickel. Later, electric refrigeration helped in the daily routine of getting ready to open the store for the thirsty and hungry folks who dropped in for a little taste of home and relaxation.

There was a large pot bellied stove for cold days and in the summer the screen door kept out the flies and brought in fresh air.

The outside was graced with advertisements for Nehi drinks, Coke and Pepsi, and the screen door even had an ad for bread (Bunny Bread).

Some customers could find a metal yard chair with a pillow that was most comfortable but others simply sat on a wooden boxes or kegs.

For a few years Monkey’s Eyebrow even had a post office also housed in the grocery.

Yes, there was more than one grocery in the community and not far away in Providence (Needmore community) was Mr. Burger’s store.

Unlike Arivett’s Mr. Burger refused to sell the last item if he had only one of any item. I have been told if a school child needed a pencil and Mr. Burger had only one left, the child had to go to school without having the pencil.

Both communities provided a much needed and valuable service to the citizens, including many who walked or rode a wagon to the store maybe only once a week.

At Arivett’s, customers came to exchange local information and even borrow the telephone that hung on the wall. Never was anyone charged for using the telephone at Arivett’s.

If someone was lucky, he might even catch a ride to Bandana either with Mr. Ples Arivett or a customer who had stopped before going on.

In Bandana the mail hack came on a regular schedule and at that point a ride could be had to other areas in the county.

Time simply had a different meaning to everyone and a willingness to share was the real backbone to Kentucky life.

Arivett’s was the first television privately owned in this part of Ballard County. But as Carol, their granddaughter, laughed and said, “Boy was it snowy!”

Probably the community thought local merchants had more of everything and maybe in some ways that was true—better credit, an extra Coke which cost them only 3 cents, better communication skills, some knowledge gained from all the customers’ input as visiting was done at this one central place—Arivett’s Grocery.

In summary I do know the Aviretts – Ples and Miss Irene – had one son Horace (wife La Nelle), who also operated a grocery with the same philosophy for years in Bandana.  It too was a town gathering place with big porch out front and no one ever needed anything that they could not ask for help and it was provided including carrying credit (putting down the charge in the book) for those who could not pay until a better streak of luck came their way.

In my opinion it would be difficult for people today to imagine how hard survival was for our area.

I heard this year President Jimmy Carter talking about even during his period the workers in his campaign did not have money for hotels as they traveled over the country and depended on the goodness of local people to provide lodging.  When he became President he held a party for everyone who gave of themselves and more than 700 people attended the party.

I know this is a little off the subject of Arivett’s Grocery in Monkey’s Eyebrow but I am sure that too is where voting took place for all political elections on Sandridge.

Very little interest was shown back then in the Republican Party because Democrats showed compassion to the common man and mostly only one person in the family voted, the male head of the household.

No Running Water, Not Even A TV

By Marilyn Waldrop Rose

(Note: Marilyn Waldrop attended grade school in Kevil and went to Ballard Memorial High School for her freshman year, before moving to Florida. She still returns to Ballard County to visit friends and relatives. The story about hard times in the Ballard County jail moved her to write these memories of growing up in Ballard County in the ’40s and ’50s.)

I remember those times well.  No running water, hot or cold, cistern in the back yard for drawing water, outdoor bathroom.  THANK GOD, we do not have to do that now.

We had a brand new house and new furniture but I guess my parents ran out of money to have running water put in.  We had a bathroom. It consisted of a table with a pan to wash up in.

We also had a metal pot to use at night, if the occasion came about, which had to be emptied in the morning.  Oh what a job that was. (Note: My grandmother Culver also had such a pot. She called it a slop jar. I think the more polite term is chamber pot.)

When it was time to take a bath, we brought in a galvanized tub, put it in the kitchen floor, heated water on the stove and poured it into the tub.

I am so thankful that those days are gone.  We take so much for granted these days.  When I think back on those days I can see how fortunate we are today.  We did not think anything about that back then because that was all we knew.

I always loved going up to my Aunt Mary's and Uncle Elliott's house in the corner in Kevil.  They had a television, running water, and bathroom.  I would take all the kids I ran around with up there on Saturday morning to watch TV.

Aunt Mary and Uncle Elliott were always at the store in Kevil and we always had the house to ourselves.  The doors were never locked so we just went in and sat down and watched television.  I would call them on the phone and tell them we were there.

Our days were spent playing with friends, going from house to house, walking all around town, what there was of it, climbing trees, eating green apples, swimming in the creek or in the pond with the cows behind Billy Gene Hook's house, until his daddy would come and run us out of the pond.

We watched the Hooks butcher the pigs or cows.  Now that I think about that, I don't think I could do that today.  I can't remember how old I was at that time, but I think I was about 12 or 13 years old. Shirley, Billy Gene, and I were always together.

Then there came the time that we would either walk or ride our bicycles.  Sometimes we would ride to Brenda Thurman's house. That had to have been about seven or eight miles.  We would walk to school everyday.  It didn't make any difference if it was raining or snowing.  We had to walk to and from school.  We thought nothing of it because, first of all, my parents worked in Paducah, so they were not at home, Shirley's mother did not drive and neither did Billy Gene's mother.  I cannot ever remember complaining about it.  It was just something that had to be done.

Remember the Play Parties at the VFW in LaCenter?  We got to go every Saturday night.  We went with the Hooks.  Boy what a good time that was.

But then it all came to a screeching halt.  We – my parents and I – moved to Goulds, Florida.  I cried all the way to Florida.  I did not want to leave Kevil or my friends I had grown up with.

My life changed drastically.  I did not like it there.  I missed my friends and family members.  I wanted to go back to Kevil.  But that was not going to happen.  So I made new friends and started school in the 10th grade, but it was still different.

Thanks for listening.  It is strange when we get older, what we remember and reminisce about.

Joe's Place: Myth or Monkey?

By Damon Benedict

(Note: Damon Benedict is a friend and a colleague at the National Energy Technology Laboratory. He wrote this article for the employee newsletter where we work. It appeared in the May 2008 edition)

          If you know Joe Culver, the man or the myth, then you have undoubtedly heard of Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky.

          Now Joe and I have been friends since he came to NETL-Morgantown from Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and I don't believe we have ever had a meaningful conversation in the last year or so that didn't reference Monkey's Eyebrow.

          Joe claims to own property—a farm nonetheless—there. I've even seen the photos that he says prove it, though it may just be a PhotoShop illusion. I'm not sure. I'm not convinced it exists in reality. It may just be Joe's mental Shangri-la, though the name certainly does not conjure up the same romantic images . . . at least not for me.

          All that said, an article recently appeared in the Quad-City Times (your guess is as good as mine) in which the reporter, Bill Wundram, had set out on a quest to find—you guessed it—Monkey's Eyebrow.

          He recounts, “I was determined to find this town called Monkey’s Eyebrow. It’s said to show up on a few maps as somewhere along the Ohio River, not far from Metropolis, Ill. Sunday afternoon, I set out to find Monkey’s Eyebrow.”

          It’s over there, somewhere across the Ohio River, motioned a deputy sheriff.

          “Over there” was not very helpful, so I asked a man just getting out of his car if he had ever heard of Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          “Oh, yeah,” John Croch said. “It’s over by Possum Trot, but you’re in Illinois, and Monkey’s Eyebrow is in Kentucky.”

          Seems I am not the only one questioning its existence. Wundram says,”There are legends about Monkey’s Eyebrow, and there is a website for it under Joe's Place, a cryptic title. I was going to find it, but tarnation, I had an idea that Joe's Place was a place in someone's moonshine dreamland.”

          Later in his story, Wundram muses, “The rain was a torrent. The windshield wipers had trouble handling it. I headed for the Interstate, giving up on finding Monkey’s Eyebrow. I’m not sure it even exists. I think it’s a myth, like a state of mind.”

          So maybe Monkey's Eyebrow doesn't really exist. But maybe it does. You be the judge. But either way, it's okay with me. We all deserve the thought of our own little slice of heaven, a little Shangri-la, a little moonshine dreamland, a little Monkey's Eyebrow, to get us through the day.

        Read Bill Wundram's colorful story at: http://qctimes.com/articles/2008/04/01/opinion/columnists/bill_wundram/doc47f1b72af3b5b850681193.txt

 

Bandana Day, getting older, wet dream 

        My friend Eddie – Edward Faye, prominent attorney in Bowling Green, Ky., for those among you who prefer more formal references – and I were talking about how much we were looking forward to one of the Ballard County festivals, Bandana Day.

        Eddie started chuckling.

        “You can tell you’re getting old when you get this excited about Bandana Day,” he said.

        And that may be true. After all, the big doin’s at Bandana Day take place in what is probably about half a block in length. The festivities aren’t designed to enflame passions so much as to make people feel comfortable, feel at home.

        Partly the excitement for us was that we planned to be among the vendors. I would be offering for sale a Bandana/Monkey’s Eyebrow T-shirt featuring a graphic design that I commissioned an artist to produce. Eddie was offering some genuine, hand-crafted jewelry from Bali.

        Knowing how things tend to work out for us, we both figured we probably would wind up losing money, but that didn’t diminish how much we were looking forward to being part of the day.

        So we chuckled about how two aging men (I’ll admit it, I’m a little older than he is) have so little going on that we’re looking forward to a small-town festival a month in advance.

        “Yes, we can sit there at our vendor’s table, drink Metamucil and watch the folks walk by,” I said to Eddie, and we both laughed.

        “But,” I went on, “that’s not the real indicator of getting older. I’m at an age when if I have a wet dream, that means I’m having a spell of incontinence and I’ve pissed in the bed.”

        We both laughed at that one, and commiserated  with each other over the inherent truth. Somewhere back in school someone should have taught a class in what to expect during the aging process, what aches and pains are likely, what body parts are likely to fall off or stop working, and how Bandana Day will become a highlight of the year.

Learning the Comfort of Family 

          Our family gatherings at Pod and Herman’s farm in Monkey’s Eyebrow were the marks on the door frame that measured evolving family hierarchy.

          Family in those days meant my mother’s family. My maternal grandparents, Bob and Lannie Crice, had 10 children and they each had children. My paternal grandfather, John Culver, died before I knew him. He and my grandmother, Edna Jones Culver, had only two children, uncle Johnny and my dad. There was also a half-brother, Charles Culver, in Lovelaceville, but we didn’t visit frequently with the Culver kin.

          That’s partly because there were so few of them. Uncle Johnny owned a business in Jonesboro, Ark., where he and his wife had only one child. Charles Culver had two children and we visited occasionally, but not frequently.

          The much larger Crice family was the extended family. There were aunts and uncles and lots of cousins. After all, this was after the fertile years during and following World War II.

          We visited individual aunts and uncles and their families, of course, but when there was a larger family gathering it was usually at Pod and Herman’s. Pod was one of mother’s sisters. She married Herman Tilley and they raised their two children on the farm where I now own the house, the barn and five acres.

          It was – and is – a small house, but the walls seemed to expand when the family got together. There was always room enough and food enough for all of us.

          It was at those get-togethers where we truly got to know our aunts and our uncles, our many cousins. We learned that we were part of something bigger than our parents and our brothers and sisters; we were part of a family. And if it wasn’t something we were aware we were learning, we took comfort in it, even if we didn’t realize we were taking comfort.

          We were part of a family. We cared about each other. We enjoyed being surrounded by so many people with whom we had a genetic connection that stretched back who knows how far.

          In retrospect, I believe it was at those gatherings where we measured our maturation, our growth within the family.

          Just as my parents and yours, too, I’m sure, marked our vertical growth in pencil on a door frame, each mark a little higher than the one from several months ago, we marked our growth within the family on the door frames of that home in Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          We started out probably sitting at a card table with the youngest cousins. As we got older, we moved up to more grown-up tables, and we moved up in which pieces of chicken were available to us. We grew to where we were allowed to fill our own plates instead of having a parent or an aunt or an uncle fill them for us.

          We moved up in intellect where the older members of the family might even let us join in the grown-up conversations.

          But as we grew, the concept of family remained essentially the same because it had been powerful and flexible and expandable from the very start.

          Not all the aunts and uncles and cousins were there every time. One aunt lived in Louisville, Ky. Another lived in Oak Ridge, Tenn. It was a rare occasion when they came but it was an oh so special time, too, because the family seemed to grow just a bit when they came.

          Later, when jobs took some of us away from Ballard County, we didn’t get together very often. But every time I made it back home, I went to visit Pod and Herman and their house of warmth and memories. I was an adult, then, and we talked as equals. Pod always had a meal when I visited. I got to sit at the big table.

          Someone wrote that you can’t go home again, but you can insert yourself into the cocoon of memories that saturate the walls of home. That’s where I plan to live my final years.

 

A Couple of Days at the Farm

 

          It’s early morning, July 3, 2009, and I’m sitting at the kitchen bar in my farm home at Monkey’s Eyebrow, gazing out the window at the cornfield, wishing an elephant would walk by.

          Not that I am particularly fond of pachyderms, and not that I expect to see one here near the western tip of Kentucky, but I’m curious to see if the corn is as high as an elephant’s eye.

          That might encourage me to burst into song.

          Normally I wouldn’t be tempted to burst into song. That would be grossly unfair to every hearing creature within range.

          But … folks, there just ain’t that many creatures within hearing range of my house. Mostly some crickets and other bugs outside, and I did see a mouse dart across the floor last night. And now that I think about it, I don’t care if they don’t like my singing.

          There are no livestock nearby that my singing would stampede, so I think it would be safe to butcher a few bars: “The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye, and it looks like it’s climbing clear up to the sky.” But this is Kentucky, not Oklahoma, and let’s face it, it’s just too early in the morning to start singing about corn and various body parts of elephants.

          My son Jesse and I drove down to spend a couple of nights at our home over the Fourth of July holiday period.

          The house isn’t furnished, so we took a couple of air mattresses and sleeping pads and what not.

          The air mattress is fairly comfortable but it’s too close to the floor for an aging man. I put a four-time folded towel on the floor nearby so I can roll off the air mattress with my knees on the towel because the hardwood floor hurts if I’m kneeling on the bare wood, and there’s a chair beside the towel so I can grab hold and use it as a brace until I manage to stand up.

          If I’m lucky, I’ll stand without losing balance and dropping back to my knees.

          Sigh. I can almost remember a time when I could have stood up without all the paraphernalia. Sigh some more. I can almost remember a time when I could have slept on the hardwood floor without any padding.

          Anyway, here I sit, six in the morning, a little haze over the field, a little haze over my eyes, Jesse still asleep. Jesse doesn’t realize that there is a six in the morning. He thinks the clock starts at noon.

          I’m tempted to walk outside and take a leak behind the house or beside a shed.

          That’s why men want to live in the country – so they can take a leak off the porch or in the backyard and to hell with the neighbors because there aren’t any neighbors close enough to observe without binoculars, and if they want to go to that much trouble to watch us take a leak on our own farm property, piss on them.

          Besides, even if they have binoculars they can’t see me over all that corn, which I’m pretty sure is at least as high as an elephant’s eye, if not a giraffe’s eye.

          It was the first night Jesse has spent in the house. He was impressed by how quiet it is. Very little traffic, no noise except the insects. And he was impressed by how dark it is. When the sun goes down, the dark comes up and there are no street lights to punch light holes into the darkness.

          Dark and quiet. A yard to take a leak in. Corn tall enough that only the top of the elephant’s head would show.

          If this ain’t living, then I don’t know what is.

 

Sand Ridge and Monkey’s Eyebrow

One of the great things about this website is that it lets me hear from people curious about Monkey’s Eyebrow and fascinated by the name, people who want to know if I can help them get in touch with someone, people who have questions.

Recently, someone who stumbled upon the site sent this e-mail:

Hello. I tried to Google Sandridge Cemetery and it took me to your website. Don't know why. But maybe there is a divine intervention here. So, I was wondering if you could help me? I am a genealogist doing family research on the Heflin family. Actually, the Simon Heflin I am searching died in 1908. His obituary said that he lived ‘near Sand Ridge’ in Ballard County near Bandana. I cannot find this Sand Ridge anywhere! It doesn't seem to be on the map. Then I tried Sandridge. Still nothing. I am told there is a Sandridge (or Sand Ridge) Cemetery somewhere in the area. Would you know where that is? And where exactly is Sandridge?”

I don’t recall hearing people mention Sand Ridge these days, but when I was a kid visiting Pod and Herman at Monkey’s Eyebrow decades ago, Sand Ridge appeared frequently in conversations. I think Sand Ridge and Monkey’s Eyebrow were almost used interchangeably.

I remember Sand Ridge as a place where the best watermelons were grown, perhaps even better than those grown across the river in Southeast Missouri. I also remember one summer when I was visiting and a large agricultural operation was paying local residents to set cabbage slips. At least, that’s what I remember them being. It could have been some other plant. I worked a day or two and made a little change which I probably spent the next time the huckster wagon came through.

But that’s all I remember. I couldn’t even begin to tell you just where Sand Ridge is located. If any of you have information you would like to pass along, please e-mail me at either joe@monkeyseyebrow.org or joeculver@aol.com.

Meanwhile, when trying to do some Google research on Sand Ridge, I came across this link to pages of “Kentucky Place Names” by Robert M. Rennick, page 200. On that page and with two more lines on page 201, Rennick reports some information he found about Monkey’s Eyebrow, including some of the stories about how it got its name, and he also mentions Sand Ridge. He seems to place Monkey’s Eyebrow on Sand Ridge. You might enjoy the section.

Click here: Kentucky place names - Google Books

No retirement plans beyond relaxing

December 19, 2009, 9:45 a.m. 

 

About five or six inches of snow on the ground here in Morgantown, W.Va., and more falling, while a roast is cooking in the Crockpot with potatoes, carrots, celery and onions, so this seems like a good time to muse about imminent retirement.

Only seven days of work stand between me and retirement on December 31. Looking at it in writing makes it seem even closer. The fact is, it really hasn’t set in that I am practically out of the workforce.

I haven’t dwelled on being retired. In fact, I’ve thought about it very little. I know it’s coming, but right now I report to work every day and do pretty much what I’ve done as long as I’ve been here.

 There was a day a few weeks ago. I was thinking that I should drive to Monkey’s Eyebrow in January to spend a weekend in my house and see what touch-up types of repairs I might need to do before I move there permanently in February.

I was looking at the calendar at the various weeks, trying to decide when I might drive up on a Friday for the weekend. Then I had one of those “Ahah!” moments. I’ll be retired. I can leave any day I want, even during the middle of the week, and I can stay as long as I want.

So, I’ve rented a small U-Haul truck to be picked up on January 3 to take part of my stuff to Monkey’s Eyebrow, where I’ll stay for a few days and do some prep work for the full move.

This isn’t a good time of year to be planning such things. There have been ice storms back home the last two Januarys, with last year’s storm being really bad. The accumulating snow I’m watching through the window reminds me that January in West Virginia can present driving problems. I’ll cross my fingers.

People ask me what I’ll do after I retire. I really don’t have a plan. A couple of companies have asked if I’m interested in doing any work, but I’ve begged off. Right now, I don’t want to have any obligations to any company. I want to see how things go first.

So, what will I do? Right now, I think I'll sit out front and watch for the occasional car or pickup truck to drive by, and I'll wave because that's what country folks do even if we don't know who's in the car; we're afraid it might be someone we know and they'll feel slighted if we don't wave.

They'll wave back, even if they don't know the person sitting in the yard because that's what people in cars and pickup trucks do on the backroads of West Kentucky.

Every once in a while I'll drive to some place where other people are – maybe a local store or restaurant – where we’ll engage in profound conversations, mostly, "How 'bout them Wildcats!" Or we'll discuss the amount of rain and whether or not we need more.

I’ll look around and think how wonderful it is to be back in Ballard County, Kentucky, where I grew up, where I have cousins and children and grandchildren and great grandchildren and school friends.

And I figure that in about two weeks I’ll be bored and I’ll wish I had told those companies that yes, I would be interested in occasional work.

I have an artist working on a drawing that I hope to have made into a sign for the front yard. There’s really nothing in the area that lets folks know they’re in or near Monkey’s Eyebrow.

Maybe some of those folks have read stories on this site and they’ll stop by to talk. That reminds me, I need to get some stuff made that they can buy if they stop by to talk. I probably need some T-shirts and coffee mugs and caps.

I’ll have to think of things to talk to them about.

Sorry folks, but all this thinking has pretty much wore me out, as we say. We nearly retired people don’t have to sit around thinking about things. I think I’ll take a nap.

Fireplace inserts, bladders and wells 

January 7, 2010 

When your bladder and your wood stove are on the same schedule, you don’t need to chill out just because the overnight temperature is supposed to be around 7 degrees.

And you can’t have too many people on hand if that same 7 degrees freezes your water line.

These are just a couple of the wonderful insights you gain from life in the country.

My sons Joe Ray and Jesse, along with David – one of Jesse’s friends – and I took a small load of stuff from Morgantown, W.Va., to my house at Monkey’s Eyebrow on Sunday, January 3, in advance of my permanent move sometime in February.

We arrived after dark and unloaded just those things we needed that night. While we were unloading those odds and ends from the 17-foot U-Haul truck we rented, someone called out that the water wasn’t running.

A quick inspection of all faucets confirmed that initial diagnosis. A quick inspection of the pump house showed that the water tank was empty. The electricity to the building was on, which led to the only possible conclusion: The single-digit cold weather had frozen the pipes.

One of those frozen pipes would have provided water to the commode. We country folks know that one of the pure pleasures of life in the country is being able to walk out back and take a leak beside the shed, if one is so inclined. Or if one has no other choice, as when all the indoor plumbing has ice running in its veins.

But in the thick and thin of things, that thin part is only half the concern. The more solid aspects of the problem call for different solutions.

Meanwhile, the house was warm enough. I purchased an efficient heat pump/central air system from Graves Brothers in La Center a couple of years ago and it was working fine.

But I had been looking forward to using the wood-burning fireplace insert like a true pioneer, and – as there was some firewood in one of the sheds – I brought in several pieces of wood and Joe Ray got a fire going.

After we did the initial unloading and fire starting, I drove Joe Ray to his house in Bandana, then returned to my house and we fixed up sleeping places.

I pulled out the double bed that’s part of the sectional sofa we brought to Kentucky. We also brought two twin-size mattresses and Jesse and David put those in separate rooms and we all retired for the night.

I normally wake up ever couple of hours because of the alarm organ that is my bladder. I discovered that the fireplace insert operates pretty much on the same schedule: Just as I need emptying every couple of hours, it needs refilling.

We slept plenty warm that night.

Next day I called Chad down at Graves Brothers. I’ve had to call Chad several times over the past couple of years to deal with one or another plumbing or other type of issue, and have come to rely on him.

I told him about the water lines being frozen. He said he would have someone out but couldn’t say just when that would be because quite a few other people had the same problem.

In fact, a couple of men from Graves Brothers showed up fairly soon and started to work. They discovered that the problem wasn’t in the pump house, where I had kept a small heater burning, but was outside the house where the pump is located.

The lines also were frozen under the house.

Meanwhile, Joe Moss – married to my cousin Barbara Lynn – showed up with some insulation to put around the pump, and some roofing screws to tighten up the tin that covers the pump area.

First thing you know, along came Gary Feezor, who has done some repair work on the house, such as leveling out the sagging floor and several other more minor things. He’s done good work and has done so at what I regard as a reasonable price.

Seeing that the plumbing problem seemed to be well under control, he said he would come back later to do another little job we had discussed.

That kind of response and assistance was very reassuring, and reminded me of one of the reasons I am returning to my native Ballard County.

Eventually, the water started running again and the three of us, warm but smelly as we were, became able to deal with the smelly part of not having any water.

I no longer had to go out beside the shed to deal with some of nature’s calls, but I did just that a few times anyway, just because I could.

Life is good at Monkey’s Eyebrow

March 11, 2010

 

          The frogs are peeping at Monkey's Eyebrow, I've put away the firewood, and I'm looking forward to planting a garden. It feels like spring. It’s good to be settled in at home, especially now that it’s getting warmer and I don’t need to burn wood in the fireplace insert.

           My farmhouse has an electric heat pump that keeps the house at whatever temperature is set on the thermostat, but there’s something about burning wood that makes me feel more like I’m living authentic country style.

          The crackle of hickory or oak giving up their heat is a comforting sound. And split firewood smells good, too.

          I’ve found some bald eagles hanging around

the Ballard County Wildlife Management Area just down the road from here, eagles who seem to enjoy having their picture taken. They sit patiently and unafraid while I snap off 40 or 50 shots. If you have Facebook, go to my Facebook page and look at the photos I’ve posted there. The bald eagle is a magnificent bird, but it has the coldest eyes you can imagine and some of the photos show that trait very well.

          The spring frogs – I think maybe they’re spring peepers but they buzz more than peep – are out in big numbers the past few days. It’s good to sit out front and listen to them. Except for the occasional vehicle that passes by, they are one of the few daylight sounds. Birds are among the sounds, too, but the little frogs are more vocal right now. At night, we can go outside and listen to the coyotes howl. I don’t especially like listening to coyotes so I usually just sit inside on my recliner and doze off until it’s time to go to bed.

          It’s so quiet here. I heard the wind blowing last night but that just put me to sleep quicker.

          I haven’t seen recently the skunk that was living under the house. Maybe it got tired of sharing space with people walking above it and it moved out. I’ll give it credit: It never sprayed us.

          This farm life is hard work. At least, that’s what I think. We really haven’t gotten into it yet. We’ve cleaned some of the outbuildings but haven’t planted anything.

          That will change soon. Jesse and I drove over to see Billy and Betty Pippin this afternoon. Billy agreed to come over some day soon when he’s out tractoring and break up a garden spot near the tobacco barn. He said he would disk it and chisel plow it. I grunted knowingly. I don’t have a clue what it means to chisel plow, but it sounds like good farming so I’m all for it and it must be worth a knowing grunt.

          Jesse put a bunch of tomato seeds into starter boxes today to get us ready for when we get into gardening in a big way. I ordered 10 varieties of heirloom tomatoes, the kind that taste like tomatoes are supposed to taste, and the supplier sent me a few free samples on top of the ones I ordered. Looks like we’ll have somewhere around a hundred tomato plants, assuming all goes well.

          I also purchased some heirloom seeds for watermelons, cantaloupes, squash and Kentucky Wonder pole beans. We’ll plant some corn and some peppers, too. Billy Pippin gave me a bucket of onion bulbs to plant.

          If all that stuff grows, I may have to open a roadside market.

          A couple from Paducah stopped at the house yesterday because of the sign in my yard: “Joe’s Place Monkey’s Eyebrow.” The man had brought his wife to see Monkey’s Eyebrow and they were about to give up on finding it before he saw my sign. It’s hard to know you’re in Monkey’s Eyebrow. That’s one reason I put up the sign. The other reason is so people who want to come here to buy a Monkey’s Eyebrow coffee mug, T-shirt or cap will know that they’re at the right place. In fact, the couple who stopped here yesterday wound up buying a mug and two shirts.

          At that rate, I’ll get rich. Well, maybe not rich but maybe I’ll make enough to pay for the Monkey’s Eyebrow products I had made down at Unlimited Graphics in La Center.

          Seems like I have to go to town just about every day because I discover that I need something I don’t have. Today, Billy Pippin said I should have a planter. That’s a little wheeled device you push down the row and it drops seed into the ground. Apparently it saves a lot of wear and tear on the back. I’m all for saving wear and tear, be it back, front or somewhere in the middle.

          Well, I just looked out the window and I see that the sun is setting. I’ll be getting sleepy soon, so I’ll wrap this one up.

          Anytime you’re down Monkey’s Eyebrow way I hope you’ll stop by to chat. You’ll know you’re here by the sign in the yard.

 

Gotta go to war

March 20, 2010 

 

To paraphrase Mel Brooks in the movie Blazing Saddles, or perhaps this is a direct quote, “Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work.”

That pretty well sums up life at my little farm in Monkey’s Eyebrow, Ky. Well, okay, I’ll be honest: A lot of it is watching other people work. But I’ve been a whole lot more active in the last couple of months than I have in several years.

          If there’s this much effort involved in routine chores around a five-acre farm, how hard must it be to run a real farm like my son-in-law who farms around 2,500 acres?

          Maybe not all that much harder, now that I think about it. The real farmers have tractors and plows and combines and other big toys … er, make that tools, yeah, that’s right … other big tools to reduce the physical effort involved.

Anyway, I’m going out this morning after I finish writing this and string a little war. That rhymes with far, which is what you get when you strike a match. It also rhymes with tar, which sometimes goes flat on a car. And a farm can be a place where you grow stuff, or a handgun.

          You may spell them differently and even pronounce them with the “i” that appears in their correct spelling – wire, fire, tire, firearm – but we hard-working farmers sometimes say them like I wrote them in the paragraph above.

          Now don’t go calling us uneducated or dumb and hicks or anything just because we may use alternative pronunciations.

          I read somewhere about East Tennessee dialect, which isn’t far from the way some folks talk around here, that it’s a holdover from Elizabethan English. Then I read later that whoever made that claim was wrong.

          I don’t pretend to know the origin of some of our alternative pronunciations, but they work just fine.

          The wire that provides support for my grapes and blackberries has just about rusted away, so I bought some new wire yesterday and I plan to put it up this morning. I also bought some more grape plants and I intend to transplant some blackberry plants.

          Billy Pippin came by yesterday morning with his tractor and disk, and he disked up a garden spot. It’s not where I intended to plant, but he explained why the location would be better. I watched him disk. Watching is work, too.

          He was going to plow it, too, but he said it was too wet so he will come back when it dries out a bit. Wait a minute. I heard an engine and looked out. Billy is out there this morning doing something.

          I have more than a hundred tomato plants to put out, which is way more than I need but I have to experiment until I discover which types of heirloom tomatoes I like best. I also have some seed for squash, watermelon, cantaloupe, beans, and corn, and several onion bulbs.

          My sons Jesse and Joe Ray are working hard. Joe Ray is trimming oak trees at the farm owned by his mother and his step-father, and Jesse is cutting up the wood into fireplace size logs which he’s dumping in front of our barn. We’ll split them later and stack them up for firewood. I have a splitting maul for that very purpose. I also have a chain saw for cutting the wood.

          Joe Moss, husband of my cousin Barbara Lynn, brought a tiller over yesterday for me to use in my garden enterprise. He even showed me how to use it. I tried to talk him into demonstrating how to use it by tilling up the garden when Billy finishes plowing, but he said instruction was enough.

          Trying to talk kinfolk into demonstrating proper use of tools is also work.

          Well, I’ve wasted enough time writing and sipping coffee. I guess I should go outside and watch Billy work the soil. Ah, this farm work never ends!

 

Is it a fragrance if it stinks? 

March 24, 2010            I tried to watch a couple of shows on TV last night but as is frequently the case I dozed off in the recliner and missed the ending of both of them.

          A strong smell woke me at around 1 o’clock this morning. It was eau d’skunk and it was both fresh and emanating in a noisome manner from a nearby source.

          I thought something must have irritated the skunk that lives beneath the house; not wanting to entice it into additional emissions, I left the recliner and went to bed.

          When I woke up around 4 o’clock I couldn’t smell it and I began to wonder if the earlier smell was real or a particularly intense and malodorous dream.

          But a few hours later when Jesse got up and went outside, he came in and asked about the dead skunk in the road.

          Those among you who are sufficiently mature – read that “old” – will be reminded of the profound lyrics from days gone by (1972), “Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking to high heaven,” as performed by Loudon Wainwright III.

          As long as I was drifting to memories of old songs, I decided to drift into more pleasant memories, so I thought about the cherry tree that stood beside the house when Pod and Herman were alive and this was their home.

          When the cherries were ripe, I loved to stand beneath the tree, pick cherries and gobble them down on the spot.

          I don’t know what kind of cherries they were, but when I drove to the store the only cherry tree they had was the Montmorency cherry, the picture of which was red and reminiscent of the ones that grew on the cherry tree here until it blew down during a storm.

          So I got a cherry tree and a couple of Knock Out Rose plants and came back home.

          While Jesse was planting the roses beside my yard sign, I took a shovel and scraped our skunk off the road into the ditch beside it where maybe it will provide sustenance for a buzzard or two, if buzzards eat dead skunks from the middle of the road. If eau d’skunk lingers for a long time, maybe the aroma d’rose will overpower it later this year.

          We planted the cherry tree out back where the cows used to wait patiently for their turn to be milked, back in the days when Herman milked cows. I suspect that soil will be very rich and will grow cherries with a sweet taste unless they soak up too much of the ancient cow manure that makes that particular soil so fertile.

          Unlike the patient cows, I’m impatient and I’m already itching to enjoy some of the cherries, grapes and blackberries. I’d much rather eat than plant.  

Usler to launch book from Monkey’s Eyebrow

          Author Mark Usler has agreed to conduct the national launch of his new book from my Joe’s Place Monkey’s Eyebrow farm.

          This will be the first annual festival sponsored by the Corn Stubble Chapter of the Monkey’s Eyebrow Arts Society and Crafts Guild.

          (I just made up that name because I’m so excited about this and I think it would be a big step in calling attention to this community with one of the most unusual and intriguing names in the country. I think the State of Kentucky is missing a bet by not trying to take advantage of the name to link up with a Ballard County tourism effort.)

          The tentative plan is to have the book launching and signing event on the morning of May 21.

          We’re going to try to attract some national media coverage, such as begging one of the networks to do a live remote from here.

          I have some other ideas of things we will attempt that could turn this into a small festival, but I want to be careful and not try to pack too much into an initial effort.

          Mark has a couple of books out already. One is “Hometown Revelations: How America’s Cities, Towns & States Acquired Their Names.”

          The other is “Hometown Declarations: America’s Self-Proclaimed World Capitals.”

          His new book will be “Hometown Celebrations: Amazing Stories & Trivia About America’s Cities & Towns.”

          The cover of Hometown Revelations lists seven unusual names of American communities, including Monkey’s Eyebrow. Others are Two Egg, FL; Liberal, KS; Tuba City, AZ; Hog Eye, AR; Happy, TX; and Peculiar, MO. Those are just a few of the names that are included in the book.

          His new book has a page that reports one of the stories of how Monkey’s Eyebrow got its name.

          Mark has been interviewed on National Public Radio, and has been a frequent guest on several radio stations.

          His books reflect an ongoing love affair with America, especially the out-of-the-way places that get little attention but are home to the rooted, hard-working people who make America a great country.

          His new book continues his journey of love through grassroots America, and I hope many of you will be able to come to the launch.

          I have no records to consult, but I’m pretty confident that this will be the first time any author has launched a book from Monkey’s Eyebrow. I have no idea why it has taken so long.

          While you’re waiting for the launch, you can check out Mark’s website at http://dmesite.com/

 

Getting excited about upcoming book launch

 

April 23, 2010

          People are lining up to attend the national launch of Mark Usler’s new book, Hometown Celebrations. It will take place during the morning hours of Friday, May 21.

          This is a historical first: the first time an author has launched a book from Monkey’s Eyebrow, Ky., specifically from my yard at 2306 Monkey's Eyebrow Road.

          Well, okay, maybe they’re not really lining up but I have heard from a few people who plan to attend.

          Two good friends – one from around Portsmouth, Va., and one from near Pittsburgh, Pa. – are hoping to be here for the occasion.

          Dave Clarke, a talented Navy photographer when we worked together at the daily newspaper in Guantanamo Bay, is going to drive here from Virginia. I haven’t seen Dave in a bunch of years.

          Dave Anna, a good friend and professional colleague from the National Energy Technology Laboratory, hopes to be able to fly here from Pittsburgh. It depends on his ability to get a flight to Paducah that meets his schedule.

          We talked on the phone earlier this morning and I chuckled about flying into Paducah.

          “The only drawback,” I told Dave, “is that all the carriers who come to Paducah have contracts with local farmers and they have to swoop low and dust crops before they land.”

          Mark and I are working with regional and national press to try to get some coverage of the event. That sounds far-fetched, I admit, but the fact is that the name Monkey’s Eyebrow fascinates lots of people, including reporters. It’s a shame there’s not something here except my yard sign that could cause travelers to stop for a little while.

          I’m trying to get the press involved because I want to call attention to Monkey’s Eyebrow and Ballard County. I’m certainly not doing it for personal gain. The event is free to anyone who wants to show up. Mark will have copies of his book to sell and he will be happy to sign them. He’s not expecting to make bundles of money. He likes Monkey’s Eyebrow and is intrigued by the plan to launch his book from here.

          Mark lives in or near Kansas City. He has two previous books in print and you can find them on amazon.com if you use the internet. And you must use the internet or you wouldn’t be reading this. LOL, as internet chatters and wireless phone texters like to write.

          I hope all of you get to come here on May 21 to buy a copy of Mark’s book, but mostly to talk with us and the other people who show up. I’m pretty sure my uncle Billy Bob will show up. He rarely misses a chance to mingle with people he knows, and it seems like he knows everyone. If he doesn’t know them at the moment, he will before long.

          I’m going to try to get some local craftspeople to have things available for sale. If you are interested in bringing such things, get in touch with me. No charge, just bring your own table.

          Put it on your calendar and be here: Mark’s Usler’s book launch, May 21, from 2306 Monkey's Eyebrow Road.

Book launch, homecoming at Monkey’s Eyebrow

 

May 10, 2010

 

          May 21 is part book launch, part homecoming for folks who have roots in Monkey’s Eyebrow, Ky.

          It is the first time an established author has decided to launch a new book from this Western Kentucky community with the unique name.

          Mark Usler, author of two previous books, will have his new book, “Hometown Celebrations,” for sale at my small farm (known as Joe’s Place) from 8 a.m. until noon on May 21. The farm is located at 2306 Monkey's Eyebrow Road. There’s a “Joe’s Place” sign in the front yard, and the WPSD TV tower is in the field behind the house.

          Usler will be at Monkey’s Eyebrow to sign books and chat with visitors. His new book has a page featuring one story of how Monkey’s Eyebrow got that name. He’s especially interested in hearing other versions of how it came to be.

          I hope lots of people come to the book launch, but my main goal is to attract people to come and talk about the early days of Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          You wouldn’t know it by looking today, but Monkey’s Eyebrow has had at least five grocery stores, perhaps with as many as three at one time. There was a grist mill, a blacksmith, and there was a one-room school for the first eight grades (on the lot where the TV tower stands today), according to Monkey’s Eyebrow native Tot Waldon. He and his twin brother, Dot, were born in their parents’ home there, some five years after the Waldons and the Arivetts spent three years in California.

          Tot, one of Ballard County’s most beloved figures, says the Waldons and Arivetts went to California in 1926, traveling in automobiles during the daylight hours and sleeping outdoors on pallets at night, except for the occasional night when they would stay at a camp where they could bathe. The trip took 17 days.

          The Waldons and Arivetts grew increasingly homesick, Tot recalls. Tot’s father, who worked in California as a barber, came home one day, tossed $31 dollars in his wife’s lap, and reported that he had made the most money he ever made in a day. His wife, whom he called Babe, started crying. Asked why she was crying, she said she was just so homesick and now they would never get to go home with him making so much money in California.

          Mr. Waldon said he was homesick too, and he never went back to the barber shop. That was in 1929. The Waldons and Arivetts returned to Monkey’s Eyebrow. Being homesick for Ballard County seems to be a common ailment for many people who move away to work.

          Tot Waldon has prior commitments (a granddaughter’s wedding) and won’t be able to be at the book launch/homecoming, but I have extended a special invitation to Evelyn Arivett Hook to attend.

          Mrs. Hook said she will try to be here.

          She is the daughter of Ples and Irene Wildharber Arivett (they pronounce the name as Everett), who were also on the California adventure. The Arivetts ran a store at Monkey’s Eyebrow until they retired in the 1950s.

          I have also invited my uncle E.W. “Billy Bob” Crice, whose sister Pod Tilley and her husband Herman owned the farm, a part of which I now own and it’s where I live. Billy Bob was the youngest person elected as sheriff in Kentucky, and he was elected while serving in the Army. He was serving in Korea for part of the time he was also holding the office of sheriff. He remembers many of the families who lived at Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          Mark Usler and I are hoping for lots of people to come and talk to us and to each other.

          Usler’s books are available for purchase through Amazon.com.

 

Peace and quiet at The Monkey

June 5, 2010

          I enjoy the peace and quiet here at Monkey’s Eyebrow. I enjoy it so much that I’ll admit it’s a good thing I’m retired. I stay so relaxed that I don’t believe I could force myself to leave for work each day.

          My favorite times are early in the morning and late in the afternoon before and after the heat of the day, when there’s almost always a good breeze. I sit in a lawn chair or the swing, enjoy the breeze and listen to the birds.

          We have three primary kinds of birds here. Brown ones, red ones and black ones. Okay, I can’t tell one kind of bird from another. I wish my friend Rick Borchelt would visit. Rick is not only the best science communicator in the world, at least that part of the world that lies outside Monkey’s Eyebrow, but he’s also an expert on every species of bird.

          I can see a bird sitting on a limb and not be able to tell you what kind of bird it is. Rick doesn’t have to see the bird. He can hear it whistle, or chirp, or grunt, or fart or whatever noise it makes, or just see the leaves rustle and he can tell you what kind of bird it is, whether it’s male or female, how old it is, and what it had for breakfast.

          Most of the time it would be absolutely quiet here except for the birds.

          I don’t want to give the wrong impression. I don’t want you to think there’s nothing going on here.

          At busy times of the day sometimes as many as a car every four or five minutes will pass in front of the house. Busy times of the day are rare, however. They happen maybe once a week.

          I remember one morning I was sitting in the yard and three cars in a row drove past. Well, maybe I should have said three vehicles. I can’t remember what kind of vehicles they were but having observed the traffic here I would lay odds that at least one and maybe all three were pickup trucks.

          I don’t know why there were so many in a row. Maybe they got stuck behind some kind of large farm vehicle down the road a ways. I know it wasn’t my farm vehicle. I have a tractor now, but I don’t know how to drive it so I leave it in the shed where it doesn’t disrupt my peace and quiet.

          I’ve noticed something else now that I’m retired and living at Monkey’s Eyebrow. It’s not really important to me what day it is. Tuesday? Thursday? So what?

          And the news isn’t important either. Before I retired my morning Internet routine included about five or six online news sites. Now, I try to avoid the news. I can’t do anything about most of the situations that the reporters insist on sharing with us, and the news just depresses me or it angers me because it’s some meaningless information about a celebrity I’ll never meet and I wouldn’t like her or him even if we did meet. Therefore, most of the news just isn’t relevant to the peace and quiet of Monkey’s Eyebrow.

          You want to know what is relevant and important? Naps, that’s what. And now that I think about it, I believe I’ll get off here and take one.

 

New Hope Church Cemetery: Old Sand Ridge Cemetery

 

By Betty L. Johnson

June 10, 2010

          Recently, while looking for the old Sand Ridge Cemetery (past the bustling Monkey’s Eyebrow community of long ago), I discovered New Hope Church Cemetery. I was surprised that they were one and the same.

          The cemetery is well kept by church volunteers and you can see the separation of the old cemetery from the new cemetery.

          While searching for the old part of the cemetery (Old Sand Ridge), I discovered scattered around just a few old markers, although I had been told many people were buried there from the 1800s and early 1900s.

          Where were the markers?

          I have since learned there are many who lived in the Sand Ridge area buried in the clean, mowed old area without headstones.  The story is told that in earlier years, people could not afford markers so large rocks were placed on the graves and later removed for mowing purposes.

          Around 125-130 years ago, the land was given to the church by Wallace Lanier, probably due to the earlier burials in the old surrounding area. Then I was told that 40-50 years ago, the church could not seem to find a vacant space in the old cemetery to continue burying. The church did not want to disturb the old unidentified graves, so additional land was acquired for a new cemetery and parsonage.

          The HARRIS monument of Dr. James Knox Polk, Jun 28, 1839-Jul 4, 1912, was placed in the new cemetery part to remember Dr. Polk, the grandfather of Robert Harris Jr.  I am sure the Harris family has many interesting stories to tell about their grandfather, who served as a doctor during the Civil War.

          There are known Confederate soldiers buried in the old part of the cemetery but sadly, their graves cannot be located.  Mr. and Mrs. Harris told me that church records accidentally were burned years ago.  Unfortunately, a lot of the Sand Ridge community history is lost.

          REQUESTING INFORMATION:  If anyone has any information about the Sand Ridge area and the old cemetery, please contact me.  I would love to start a record of names and dates of those who lived and were buried there for relatives searching for their ancestors. You may contact me by e-mail: Betty L. Johnson, blj2000ky@brtc.net